Osama bin Laden has been killed by an American special operations group. When people think of terrorist they think of Osama bin Laden. He is now dead and now we can get back to a safer world.

Jack of All Thoughts will be coming back soon with more information.

Is this a trip where he gets assassinated? It should be. Just completely mislead him thinking people want to see him, the way Switzerland did with Roman Polanski when he went over there thinking he was getting a lifetime achievement award, instead the Swiss police ransacked him and pulled out their Swiss Army knifes to detain the slob.

Because pedophiles are the worst. They should all be executed. And Pope ‘Child’ Bender is no different. His reputation does not lie in licking little balls. But he’s the facilitator for these pedophiles. Like the John Stockton to Father Geoghen’s Karl Malone. He’s the one that is saying ‘Father Jacobs! Go long!’ Pump fakes to France where he sees a couple of skeptics converging on the play and gets them to bite. Father Jacobs then re-routes, and Bender tosses up the 6 year-old boy to hit Jacobs on a post-corner in the Spain archdiocese for the touchdown.

If the Brits had any nobility they would stage a press conference. About 5 minutes in, the Pope would notice all of the reporters getting up and leaving one-by-one. Then all of a sudden a bunch of ninja warriors come out and chop that motherfuker up.

Terry Jones is a Florida pastor who wants to burn Korans to honor 9/11 victims. I mean sure he’s a bigot. He’s under the impression that the Muslim religion is the catalyst for the 9/11 attacks. Wrong! It was George W, burn him if you want to perpetuate a symbolic event of retribution.

But come on Muslims, this shit really bothers you that much? The books are made in assembly lines, next to ‘Dr. Seuss’s Green Eggs and Ham.’ It’s not like Muhammad himself descended from the sky to hand out bundles of Korans.

But why even just burn the Koran, you got to go all the way T. Jones, burn the Bible to, and John Smith’s Mormon pamphlets, and Tom Cruise’s Scientology manual, and Adam Smith’s Wealth of Nations, and every other piece of religious artifact. Maybe the compilation of all of them into ashes, will result in the emergence of the gods from all of the religions to fight in a battle royale to determine the supreme religion.

A Federal Appeals Court in California upheld the ruling against Pineda-Moreno, that sentenced him to 51-months in prison for ‘conspiracy to grow marijuana.’

He appealed his sentence due to Drug Enforcement Agents sneaking in his driveway, and placing a GPS tracking device under his vehicle without a warrant, which ultimately led the DEA to the Pineda-Moreno’s criminal conduct.

Chief Justice Alex Kozinski was one of the dissenting judges and deemed the ruling as the precursor for ‘creepy,’ and ‘underhanded’ police tactics.

Usually people who are in favor, or indifferent to a type of ruling like this rationalize it by saying ‘If you’re not doing anything wrong the police won’t bother you.’ When that is the biggest load of shit ever. Sure Pineda-Moreno committed an illegal act. But the procedure and tactic that was able to be used for evidence has now set the precedent for law enforcement to be able to compromise privacy and civil liberties, by taking advantage of the benefit technology has been able to provide them.

Being a mother is tough. Being a single mother is a burden that becomes almost impossible to cope with, without the necessary support system. However, in no way does that ever justify what South Carolina resident Shaquan Dooley has done to her 2 year-old Devean, and Ja’van.

Shaquan is now being charged as the responsible party, for suffocating her two children, and trying to stage a car accident to make it look like the deaths occurred from the accident. Orangeburg County Sheriff-Deputy Larry Williams, and his staff were immediately aware of the fallacies proposed by Duley regarding the incident. They arrested her for leaving the scene of an accident, and then later charged her with the murders of the two babies.

24 year-old Philip Markoff, the man who was being tried for killing the 25 year-old Julissa Brisman after an arrangement through ‘Craigslist,’ killed himself in his jail cell.

This kid finally did something right. After committing himself to being in the moral bottom rung of society, for being a scum-bag who preys on women, we finally see a little bit of altruism from him. Instead of going through litigation, that would cost the state time and money, Markoff nipped it in the butt for us, bit the bullet, and did what he had to do.

Of course, I myself wouldn’t mind having him be tortured, like all inhabitants of the ‘bottom rung’ should be. But hey, if he’s willing to plead his own guilt through suicide, then why not?

Omar Thornton, formerly of Connecticut killed 5 people at the ‘Hartford Distributors’ plant he worked for. The family of Thornton claimed that he was constantly harassed the whole time he was at the plant, with hanging nooses in the bathroom, and written threats for his life with regards to him being black.

Very few people will ever know the extent of the death threats or harassment, because one group of friends or family will portray it one way, and the other group another. That being the case, this shooting was triggered by either the man, Thornton being a paranoid-schizophrenic, or that he was constantly harassed and driven to this breaking-point.

In order to not only attain a quality job, rather in fact, just apply for one, the minimum requirement is a bachelor’s degree. That leaves a high school graduate left with very few options. The likely ones are college (which is where you would attain that degree), the work force, and military, or just plain loafing at your parents’ house. In 2009, 70% of high school graduates went to college.

College is no longer restricted to the higher-classes in society like it once was. The opportunities for students who come from a financially deprived situation have the chance to mortgage their education through financial aid, or student loans, which are the likely avenues. And nobody loves that more than the creditors who supply those loans.