I’m fully aware that there is a Facebook link with this website, so if you think it’s hypocritical for me to rant about how the website sucks, let me first of all say fuck off, I’m not the administrator of this site I just write for it.

Mark Zuckerberg is a billionaire, and in a country that adopts ‘hip-hop’ terminology so seamlessly like they can say it without sounding stupid, they would consider it ‘hating,’ if I were to direct any cynical comments towards someone with that much power and fortune.

But my only question is why is this motherfucker a billionaire? I understand why, but really why? Like the same reason you ask ‘why’ when you see a hot chick with an Ed Hardy shirt wearing motherfucker.

He deserves credit for being able to engineer a website, but my cousin who designed this site can do that. He did have the foresight to target an industry that boomed in the middle part of the decade, but he’s not the genius who invented the concept of social networking on the internet.

I went to the Basketball Hall of Fame today, and I only feel the need to tell you because there was a section dedicated to Chris Webber as you can see in this photo.

What’s the deal with this? I can’t seem to figure it out? Is it supposed to be an example of the path of a really good NBA player who is the product of the ‘Free Agent Era?’ Is it? I don’t know? May be I should of read some of the corresponding scripture, but I was just so dumbfounded, I bypassed it. Chris Webber, Hall of Fame?

This is confusing as why Katy Perry would marry that dingleberry snatching, Russel Brand? But even that has an explanation, girls like idiots.

Don’t get me wrong, Chris was a phenomenal talent and has had a very good NBA career. But this is like Mo Vaughn getting his own section in Cooperstown, or Shaun Alexander in Canton, or Eric Lindross where ever the fuck the Hockey Hall of Fame is (Ontario I believe), because I don’t care to find out right now.

Somebody needs to explain this shit, pronto.

Since summer is well underway, it would be a disservice to not reflect on MTV’s ‘True Life’ legend Tommy ‘Cheeseballs.’ What is more of a disservice is the fact that this man is not being honored by the cast of the ‘Jersey Shore,’ because without him there is no ‘Situation,’ or ‘Pauly D.’

5. Brody Jenner- My god what a pussy. Girls like this dude? Total liability for any hot chick. I can just picture all of the obscenities drunken dudes yell to the girl he’s with in a public venue, and he just acts like he doesn’t hear anything. Brody Jenner is not good for you ladies. He carries the DNA of his freaky looking father, so believe me it’s not worth it for you ladies to risk having a child that looks like Bruce Jenner.

4. Brett Favre- Cry me a fucking river Brett. Stop pimping your 10 year-old daughter for sympathy, only a shit-head would do that. This guy throws costly picks like he put a mill on the other team.

Most People would call these guys douchebags, but rampant use of the term in the form of ‘… your a douche’ coming from a little weasel mouth annoys the fuck out of me. So I’m rolling with the term shit-head.

10. Ronnie from ‘Jersey Shore’- This guy is a walking caricature to begin with. Uses steroids when he does not even get paid for playing a sport, one of the most glaring signs of a little bitch.

Pauly D, and The Situation are caricatures too, but at least they’re cool about it. Vinny is just a faggot, but he knows that too. Ronnie, he thinks he’s some sort of alpha-male that everybody wants to be. ‘Nah bro, bro, nobody wants to be you bro. Pffstt. Bro.’

And my theory is you are who you date and Sammi is an all-time cunt.

This is a fairly brand new website, and I respect and appreciate those who have been following it. It is valued more than you know. However, I feel like we’re a big fucking tree in the woods making a huge noise but no one is there to hear it. Tell your friends, to tell their friends, to tell their friends about us. Shit tell your enemies, or even do the mormon missionary thing and go door to door to let them know, The Jack is in town and we need you to go to his website. Always love, enjoy your summer and let this shit be known.

I’ve never been more annoyed by a commercial in my life. Seriously, this chick must be the daughter of the CEO of this company, because if this talentless hack was on American Idol Simon Cowell would destroy all of her self-esteem and have her shivering in a dark corner like she got fucked by a big horse dick.

I haven’t seen so little talent benefit from nepotism since Aaron Spelling put  his ugly ass daughter Tori on TV. Stop showing this commercial, go be a nurse lady and leave the singing and dancing to Ciara