Somebody electrocute these motherfuckers. I’m no proponent of torture but if it’s to preserve the exposure to young and impressionable minds from these freaks I’ll call it a necessary evil.

I don’t even have an angle for this article, it’s just a rant. It’s actually a formal challenge to Spencer for a fight. You can look tough mouthing off to Bruce Jenner’s pussy son, but I swear to God I would stone this guy to death like he was convicted for being a witch.

Now that VH1 is the home for the groundbreaking TV series that makes a stand for LGBT rights with ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race.’ It’s no surprise the network that is such a beacon of hope and progress has given ‘Basketball Wives’ a newfound platform to say ‘We are here!’

Their message is simple, and it is to establish the fundamentals of extorting money from rich and famous athletes, in this case basketball players. And be equipped with the discipline it takes to put up with the infidelity long enough, until they establish some form of collateral, ideally a marriage, 99.7% of the time a child. And BOOM!!! Lottery Ticket!!!

Through the trials and tribulations these proud women deal with gossip about what size this guy is, ‘he has herpes,’ ‘he won’t take his shoes off,’ or ‘this player insists he blows his load on your face, and ‘the best way to preserve the semen to use when you ovulate is…’ These chicks also have their own signature move the same way Stone Cold Steve Austin had the ‘Stunner’ and that’s the ‘splash of water to the face in the middle of a nice restaurant.’ If they’re smart, they will patent this to make a profit, which I have no doubts they will.