I’m fully aware that there is a Facebook link with this website, so if you think it’s hypocritical for me to rant about how the website sucks, let me first of all say fuck off, I’m not the administrator of this site I just write for it.

Mark Zuckerberg is a billionaire, and in a country that adopts ‘hip-hop’ terminology so seamlessly like they can say it without sounding stupid, they would consider it ‘hating,’ if I were to direct any cynical comments towards someone with that much power and fortune.

But my only question is why is this motherfucker a billionaire? I understand why, but really why? Like the same reason you ask ‘why’ when you see a hot chick with an Ed Hardy shirt wearing motherfucker.

He deserves credit for being able to engineer a website, but my cousin who designed this site can do that. He did have the foresight to target an industry that boomed in the middle part of the decade, but he’s not the genius who invented the concept of social networking on the internet.

Of course the industrial landscape in America, and the opportunity to make a profit from consumers does not stem from brilliance, it stems from being appealing. And that’s what Mark Zuckerberg did, he created something appealing for over 500 million people.

But again, why is he a billionaire? It’s not like Facebook is a productive entity that is beneficial for people. In fact it is probably the most counter-productive entity for society aside from genocide. Students, employees, teachers, etc. etc. divert time that could be allocated towards something more productive instead of reading statuses that are either explaining why the creator of them hates life, what their agenda is for the day, or quoting a line in a rap song.

So the answer to the question, why is Mark Zuckerberg a billionaire…. Your vanity.

Everybody growing up at some point in their lives wanted to be famous, whether we wanted to be a movie star, sports star, president, serial killer, etc. we all wanted notoriety for what we were passionate about. There just comes a point in time where you realize that it is not going to happen.

Some people never let go of the dream and go on ‘Fear Factor’ to eat donkey balls thinking they’re going to be the next De Niro. And remember that awful MTV show ‘Yo Momma,’ hosted by the foreign exchange TV-show host Wilmer Panarama. Every single time after each episode when the loser would have their parting words he or she would say, ‘This isn’t the last time you’ll see me…’ like the show was their big fucking break or something. When the fuck would we ever see you again?

For the most part though everyone at some point comes to the realization that fame will not occur in their livelihood. Facebook however has offered that happy-median. It’s a place where you can document your life as it unfolds with pictures, status updates, and all those types of things that scream ‘look at me,’ in the hopes that people will pay attention and satisfy that burning desire to be relevant in society.

Not that I’m the coolest fan on the ceiling but the shit is pretty lame in my cerebellum.